Tuesday, June 9, 2009

It's so loud now

Things I have learned:

*When you are in the basement, it is amazing how loud a bare bottomed boy's poop can sound (gross, I know) when it evacuates its contained area. (You would think I would have learned by now)

*Poop from a breastfed baby matches light colored wood floors.

*Boys are gross.

*Seriously. They are gross.

*Two more children (no school) make about ten peoples worth of noise.

*It doesn't matter how many times you say to be quiet...they won't be.

*They will find something to fight about, even if it is about how they don't fight.

*Babies won't stop growing, even when you ask them to. *sob*

*Other peoples kids can tell it like it is. Even if this means they ask in a sweet voice "Sarah, why are you so fat?"

*Five year olds aren't that cute.

*Whoever said a white lie is bad hasn't been called fat by a five year old.

*If you squeeze twinskin just so, it looks like a bagel.

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