*When you are in the basement, it is amazing how loud a bare bottomed boy's poop can sound (gross, I know) when it evacuates its contained area. (You would think I would have learned by now)
*Poop from a breastfed baby matches light colored wood floors.
*Boys are gross.
*Seriously. They are gross.
*Two more children (no school) make about ten peoples worth of noise.
*It doesn't matter how many times you say to be quiet...they won't be.
*They will find something to fight about, even if it is about how they don't fight.
*Babies won't stop growing, even when you ask them to. *sob*
*Other peoples kids can tell it like it is. Even if this means they ask in a sweet voice "Sarah, why are you so fat?"
*Five year olds aren't that cute.
*Whoever said a white lie is bad hasn't been called fat by a five year old.
*If you squeeze twinskin just so, it looks like a bagel.
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